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now we are six

Today my biggest M is six. I’m not entirely sure how that happened. I’m pretty certain she was a teeny tiny baby and then I blinked. Anyhoo, last night we had a little chat. Me: Hello Big M. How old...

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quotes of the week

Big M: Thank you for making my birthday so special! ******** 3.46am Little M: Mummy! Muuuuuuummy! I’m not tired any more. ******** Little M: Mummy I have a joke. Me: Oh good. What is it? Little M: Why...

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Mr TOPP: Will you marry me? ******** Mr TOPP: Kids, mummy and daddy have some news. Little M: What? Mr TOPP: We’re getting married. Big M: Yay! Can it be next week? Little M: Can I have a white dress...

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Little M: Silly old mummy. Me: Ex-squeeze me? Little M: Your’e old now. Me: How rude! Little M: Well you are. We’ve had you a long time. ******** Me: I’ll check with my fiancé and get back to you....

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Me: [scratching my arm] I think something must have bitten me in the night. Little M: I think it was Daddy. ********* Big M: I’m feeling sad. Me: Why? Big M: Because I’m missing school. Me: Really?!...

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four she’s a jolly good fellow

Today my littlest M is four. FOUR. Not sure how that is possible, but apparently it is. Last night, as is becoming our tradition, I sat down with the nearly birthday girl and asked her a few questions....

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paparazzi

Last night my phone told me it was running low on storage. I thought that was a  bit odd as I had only had an app cull the day before. Turns out Little M had snapped 52 – yes FIFTY TWO – photos on my...

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Watching Daddy on live TV Little M: *waves* ******** Next morning Little M: Daddy, how did you get out of our TV? ******** Big M: What’s voting? Me: It’s when all the grown ups get to go and say who...

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quotes of the week

Little M: Mummy I picked some flowers from nursery for the wedding. And I gotta stone to go with them.   The post quotes of the week appeared first on tiddlyompompom.

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quotes of the week

going on a family bike ride, the M’s were on tag alongs attached to mr TOPP’s and my bikes Me: So, Big M, we’re going to work as a team yes? Big M: Yes! But you have to do most of the pedalling. Me:...

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Big M: I’m sad about Granny. I miss her. Me: I miss her too *sniff* Big M: And also I’m sad because you’re nearly 40 and that is really old. Me: I’m THIRTY SEVEN. That is not nearly 40… ******** Big M:...

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Going to the fruit bowl to get an apple Little M: Huh?! What’s this?! A green orange? Me: WHAT?! Little M: Yes, look! A Green. Orange! Me: That’s a lime. ******** Little M: Please can I have some more...

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Little M: I did PE today. Mr TOPP: Cool. What did you do? Little M: We did some dancing. We did some energy. ******** Big M: I don’t want to go to my swimming lesson. I don’t like getting water in my...

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Little M: Here’s your screw diver daddy. ******** Reading the BFG Big M: You do the best voices mummy. Daddy’s are good but not like yours. And Miss B just says the BFG’s words in her normal voice....

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Little M: The light doesn’t work in the sitting room. We need to change the light bob. ******** The Ms both have friends over for tea. Big M: I am T, and this is Big M. T: Yes. I am Big M, she is T. Mr...

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Listening to the radio in the car Pet Shop Boys: in a west end town, a dead end world Big M: I can’t believe that song just said girls are worse than boys. ******** Little M: Is that a magpire? Me:...

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Little M: *sings* Then on foggy christmas eve, Santa came to say, Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you glide my sleigh tonight… ******** Big M: Mum, you know words? Me: Um, yes… Big M: What does...

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Mr TOPP: So, how was it meeting Father Christmas today? Little M: It was good. Big M: What did he look like? Little M: He had a big tummy and a BIG beard. It was definitely the real one. Me: Did he say...

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Mr TOPP: I think we should practise the vowels. Little M: What are the vowels? Mr TOPP: They’re the letters Ay, Ee, Eye, Oh and You. Little M: Oh. Mr TOPP: Ay, Ee, Eye, Oh, You. Your turn. Little M:...

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Big M: Mummy, when we go on a plane, please can we do sky diving? ******** Little M: I’m going to do reading on Fursday. Me: You mean Thursday. Little M: Thhhhh…Fursday. Me: THursday. Little M:...

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